Loans? You must be barking mad!
As business continues to progress, we’ve been looking closer into sources of finance to see us through these first crucial stages. We’ve looked into: winging it (not enough hours in the day), venture capital (too much stress), borrowing from friends and family (too much responsibility) and then finally getting a loan…
With all this “economic stupidity” the whole situation for bank lending is rapidly changing, which is doing a great deal to confuse and baffle us! Basically the old scheme (Small Firms Loan Gurantee, or SFLG) has been replaced with a new improved scheme (Enterprise Finance Guarantee, or EFG).

This cute dog represents the new EFG scheme - check him out
To cut a long story short, the EFG promises us the cash we need and the government will guarantee 75% of the loan amount - meaning we’d only be responsible for a smaller portion (especially when divided between me and David). The EFG can even be used to convert overdrafts into loans, which is a bit like those debt consolidation adverts you see, except endorsed by PM Brown…
With that said, EFG loans are in high demand at the moment, and even though the scheme was put in place to encourage borrowing there’s still a lot of hoops to jump through. We need to convince the banks that we’re a low-risk, high-growth company, but quite luckily we’ve found our bank managers weakness… chocolate!
PS - we’ll be writing about the new Voiceovers very soon!


